Friday, July 08, 2005

Dusty and Caylin's Top 10 things we wish we could say when asked our favorite questions.

Holy cow we are hot!!
Once again the Krew has gotten an exclusive interview with some Karaoke Greats -- none other than the Original BadAsses, your very own hostess', Caylin (the hot, white, dred-less Future) and her MILF mom Dusty. And they are here with a little Top 10 list of things they wish they could say when asked..."Who's next?"

DISCLAIMER:: To all of our BADASSES: First and foremost, we would like to start out by saying we love each and every one of you....and trust me, we love your voice... ::END DISCLAIMER

Does this sound familiar? "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? I have to pee. Are we there yet?"

Yeah, its freakin annoying, we know that all too well. But to us, it sounds a little something like this:
"Am I next?"
"When am I coming up?"
"I have to leave soon. Can you move me up?"
"Ive been waiting a really long time, can I be next?"
"Hey, my friend wants to know if they are next, can you check for me?"
"Im just seeing if i have time to get a beer, because I think I should be coming up soon, right?"
"We're about to go and I really need to hear my friend sing this song"
-- and our all time favorite --
"We're really good, we can really get the crowd going!" (as if it wasn't going already, but thanks, buddy)

Trust us, we've heard them all. Now, we are always nice , but sometimes -- well all the time really -- we wish we could give them an "honest answer."

So here we go with this week's TOP 10 LIST.


10. I'd love for you to sing, but no one is drunk enough yet.
9. Really?! You record. That's nice.
8. Oh, I'm sorry sweetheart, but no one wants to hear you sing
7. You'll be next when you can flow SlowJamz like White Chocolate
6. You were next, but I just penalized you another 10 singers for asking again.
5. Hey Dusty, do you hear that? I swear someone's saying something...oh well
3. Oh, I would put you next, but the last 50 people that just asked are up first.
2. Hell no, you're not next, and if you keep bugging me you'll never be next!
...and the number one thing we wish we could say is...
1. NO!, do everyone a favor...sit down, shut up and buy me a damn beer!

Thank you all for coming out to our shows, and we look forward to seeing you there next time, even if you ask when you are up next -- just be ready for a Bad Ass Answer.


Blogger Belle said...

TIP DAMMIT! No freakin joke, that bucket might as well have a hole in the bottom...
wait no, then you'd let out all the change... and by change I do mean pennies.

I'll tip you baby...

2:51 PM  
Blogger whitechocolate17 said...

haha....hilarious!! I love 'em all!!

3:32 PM  
Blogger KaraokeKing said...

Is flowing like White Chocolate even possible...

4:53 PM  
Blogger txweatherman said...

I think you should add to the list, "You can go next if you make out with C-Money!" But only if it's a girl asking. If its a guy, send them to Dusty!

8:54 PM  
Blogger KaraokeKing said...

Actually...He isn't picky...Send both his way...I mean after all he does go both ways (you know, country and cop killa--what were you thinking).

9:10 PM  
Blogger txweatherman said...

OK I wasnt going to say this but send the guys to Emixalot. He is gay just like Justin Timberlake. Bastard.

10:15 PM  
Anonymous kln said...

i think Dusty has more than she can know, between all of you and the t-sips, her schedule is pretty full...

good idea to split them up---girls to c-money and boys to emix....

i think it will work out well

11:00 PM  
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